Kris Fade just got the whole internet to agree on one thing—and yep, it’s about water.
You heard that right. Dubai’s favorite Aussie-Lebanese radio star, Kris Fade, dropped a quick TikTok rant—and for once, the entire internet was actually on the same page.
AED 100… just on water
Kris was out grabbing a bite with his fam of six when he spotted something wild: the water bill alone hit AED 100. No gold flakes, no secret potion—just plain ol’ H2O. The catch? The spot was serving imported water in tiny 330ml bottles, which sent the price sky-high. So naturally, Kris had a full-on PSA moment.
He’s got a point…
For perspective: a 500ml bottle of Mai Dubai (a local fave) goes for just AED 0.79 at Carrefour. Meanwhile, VOSS? You’re looking at AED 5.79 for the same size. Multiply that by a full table, and suddenly your water bill’s giving serious brunch buffet vibes… minus the pancakes.
But let’s keep it real—restaurant owners aren’t exactly swimming in cash. Between sky-high rent, rising wages, utility costs, and endless fees, the overhead is no joke. So yeah, every drop counts—both on the table and on the balance sheet.
Everyone’s ACTUALLY agreeing online?!
What’s more jaw-dropping than Kris’s AED 100 water bill? The fact that literally everyone agreed with him. Social media lit up with comments backing him 100%.
It’s not every day you see the internet this united—but trust Kris Fade to bring people together over something as simple (and overpriced) as bottled water.
